4g-cating

Using your 4g, or high speed phone to look at porn.
Like: fornicate

Well, since I'm not getting laid tonight, guess I'll be 4g-cating.

by jaminben2k January 1, 2012

beef caking

the act of doing something awesome

omfg dude you see that back flip that was beef caking right there

by crush :) November 21, 2011

Currie-Caring Experiment

The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.

Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...

Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.

by drcam March 20, 2012

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.

Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.

by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013

trophy casing

The act of taking a gigantic single poop in the toilet and not flushing it so the next person to look in the toilet sees your humungous single terd.

It helps to throw away the toilet paper somewhere else like in a trash can or in another toilet.

Sizes vary, but are expected to be at least 2" in girth and 10" long.

shit, poop, terd, toilet, trophy casing

by meeeee90 March 6, 2014

groop camping

Term typically used by festival goers to describe a group camping ticket package. Ensures everyone in your groop will have adjacent campsites.

We should buy the groop camping package so we won't end up on opposite ends of the campsite.

by swp33 May 17, 2014