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twitter cowboy

Typically a term used in southern, back-country states (mostly Texas), where a boy dresses and acts like a cowboy even though they live in the middle of town. Boys like this usually flex on girls, and are the fuckboys of the south. To spot a twitter cowboy, look for the paisley button down shirts and mullets. Twitter cowboys periodically post pictures of themselves, their trucks, their political opinions, and the parties they go to on twitter.
Wow that kid over there is kinda hot. Too bad he's a dumbass twitter cowboy with no common sense.
by Freekarl September 20, 2017
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Cowboy Decision

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.
I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.
by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017
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Cowboy Oysters

The act of T-Bagging someone who is asleep and then Whooping or Yee Hawing like a cowboy to wake them up. A similar act, Cowgirl Clams is the same act but a girl vagbagging the victim.
Terry was quite mad when he woke up with a start to find that Bob was giving him some Cowboy Oysters.
by Greennight October 31, 2011
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Cowboy Caviar

Eating a lady out with a modest portion of tobacco chew in your mouth.
She just needed some cowboy caviar to get that pussy feeling good.
by Kippthebulldog June 17, 2024
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Cowboy Cocaine

Cheap cocaine cut with caffeine powder that got its name from its use by cowboys to stay awake during long hours on the cattle drive. A dangerous combination, since caffeine powder alone risks overdose and can cause heart arrhythmia
His eyes feeling heavy and no time to stop for rest, Billy snorted a pinky nail full of cowboy cocaine and suddenly he felt a burst of adrenaline, his heart racing as though he drank ten espressos.
by Mortisha Addams July 16, 2024
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Deseret cowboy

A wanna be cowboy that participates in lane rider activities. Rides for the big D brand
That Deseret cowboy doesn’t have the sense god gave a billy goat
by Cowpuncher69 July 8, 2025
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Cowboys don't cry

A song made by the popular singer, Oliver Tree
by SadBoiTimez March 22, 2022
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