palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.

Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.

by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018

frost burn

When you get frostbitten so badly that it looks like a burn.

I got frost burn working at Dairy Queen last night.

by FUCKING GENIUS September 13, 2013

Jiggle Burn

When you jog and the fat on your thighs and butt jiggle which causes a slight burning sensation.

Bro, I've got some serious jiggle burn after that jog.

by bruisedgrape June 13, 2015

Burn a dog

1) To defecate; 2) a very large, and urgent bowel movement

"I really need to run, gotta burn a dog.", or "I'm gonna burn a dog, hop in the shower then I'll head over our way."

by YllodYollH March 20, 2019

Gordon Burn

A Chinese Burn on your leg.

An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.

1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.

2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.

by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008

Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.

I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.

by SOLS July 11, 2014