BaeDD

When you become bored of your significant other on a regular basis, jumping from relationship to relationship

Jenny BaeDD kicked in after 2 weeks of dating Mark.

by SemtexMind December 25, 2016

baedophile

Someone who keeps using the word "bae" to describe a significant other and refuses to acknowledge it's Danish meaning of "poop".

You keep using that word bae....it means poop in Danish. You called him/her poop. You're a baedophile.

by Dylan Trevelyan May 21, 2017

Bobed Up

Fellatio performed at an extremely high skill level; consisting of the operator utilizing the deep throat technique followed by the twisty in a repeated fashion. These combined actions at various speeds result in the bobbing of the head in an upward and downward motion.

I tried to customize a license plate cover that said "I'd rather be getting a blowjob" but was denied so I settled with, "I'd rather be getting bobed up".

by Creeping Doom May 31, 2017

Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Board Game Whiner

Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.

Person A: *disagrees with person B*

Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!

Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.

Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups

Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...

Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...

Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:

Fuckin' board game whiners...

by Sickofbullshit666999 July 14, 2017

boardear

When your ear is bored and you randomly decide to stick your ear up to someone's mouth and listen to them breathe

I became boardear so I went to my sleeping mother and put my ear on her mouth and listened to her breathe until she awoke.

by Jazmeneenna August 20, 2017

Boafed

After someone eats and becomes both full and tired.

I just had two burritos, I'm boafed.

by TheFlowernator September 21, 2017