The Devil's Bisque 

The horrible stew-like concoction that results when a woman defecates, urinates, and menstruates into one toilet bowl.

Sorry, guys. Becky had to stay home tonight because the plunger couldn't handle The Devil's Bisque and now she's waiting on the plumber.

The Devil's Bisque by The Earl of Teabag August 25, 2010

what the biscuit 

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!

What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!

what the biscuit by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013

float an air biscuit 

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it

Did someone just float an air biscuit?

float an air biscuit by DumbAssFucker November 19, 2017

Sittin’ on a biscuit 

Have to take a poo!

Whew, I had a big breakfast! I’m sittin’ on a biscuit.

Sittin’ on a biscuit by Summit Waterboy July 25, 2018

Slapping the bishop 

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

Slapping the bishop by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

Double Decker Biscuit by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

twiggle them biscuits 

When one puts both hands upon another's buttocks, grasping each butt cheek - one in each hand - rubbing them vigorously in wild motions; Most often performed by males to females. Males often squat behind the female subject to gain full presentation of the buttocks at face level, grabbing the butt cheeks from underneath, which offers a more firm grip on the female's rump.

"Girl I'm gunna twiggle them biscuits." "Twiggle them biscuits baby!!!!" Interchangeable with Twiggle your biscuits.

twiggle them biscuits by BeardedRaconteur November 13, 2020