holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

by zack milf December 14, 2011

fanny balls

A Scottish curse word.

Often pronounced "Fanniebaws"

"stop kickin me ya pure wee fanniebaws!"

by Sarah xHx April 20, 2003

breezy balls

While engaged in sexual intercourse, the female expunges a robust gas from her anus. The "Breeze" gusts over the males "Balls".

"Last night I nailed a broad and she gave me "Breezy Balls", man did she stink!!!"

by Pistol Pete xxx July 9, 2005

Swimmer Balls

The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.

After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.

by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 12, 2009

Ed Balls

There's been a lot of junk going on with surveillance cameras in Britain, and now, they're penetrating it into the home. Ed Balls (yes, that's actually his name) is has unveiled a new package that would put cameras in the private rooms of "troubled" students. The whole idea of Ed Balls watching my every move really makes me testy. I can't believe they'll let a nut like Ed Balls just bulge into my privacy! This is a violation of civil liberties and he deserves to be sacked immediately. He's teabagging our freedom!

Ed Balls proposed a new program that places CCTV cameras in military barracks. He wants to keep an eye on his privates.

by smugslug August 6, 2009

does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

by J. @kins May 6, 2008

Balls At Face

Most commonly used to mean anything that totally owned anything else. Also used as a move in Gran Turismo 4 when a player goes balls out into the turn without braking and knocks another player way out into the spin-out zone thus allowing him to pass said car and still make the turn.

House on Mango Street Two: Balls At Face

I totally owned that guy BALLS AT FACE

by Brooks Reed May 31, 2005