Venezualan Beaver Racing

A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.
Dude, did you see the Venezualan Beaver Racing on TV last night?
by Wighty December 19, 2006
mugGet the Venezualan Beaver Racingmug.

three penny beaver

Awesome, really great. A chiefly Canadian expression derived from Canada's first postage stamp of the same name.
That poutine is a real three penny beaver, eh?
by Brandon Barnett June 19, 2008
mugGet the three penny beavermug.

saggy beaver muffin

when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.
by kayla frenner January 25, 2009
mugGet the saggy beaver muffinmug.

Bucket of Beaver Bait

A large ice-filled bucket one might have at a party or purchase at a bar filled with a variety of Bacardi Infused pre-mixed bottled beverages.
(To bartender) Two beers and one bucket of beaver bait if you please?
by lonestarrockstar May 20, 2011
mugGet the Bucket of Beaver Baitmug.

cantilever beaver beater

When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.
Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.
by bridgejlr December 21, 2010
mugGet the cantilever beaver beatermug.

beaver head

This is when you have to shit so bad some of the shit is sticking out your ass, thus looking like a beaver head coming out.
I can't sit down right now I have a beaver head poking out.
by Justin S February 9, 2005
mugGet the beaver headmug.

Spicy Pickle Beaver

The sexual act of a male putting a large amount of either Franks Red Hot or Louisiana Hot Sauce on his penis before having intercourse with a women.
"Dude, Janice let me do a spicy pickle beaver on her last week and she says her muff STILL feels like its on fire!
by the hot sauce slayer October 27, 2011
mugGet the Spicy Pickle Beavermug.

Share this definition