niglet-batter

The semen of a black man. This extremely offensive phrase is used semi-commonly in the urban south. It is a variation of the caucasian cracker-batter, or the asian chink-batter.

"She's got one in the oven. Some nigga shot her pussy full of niglet-batter!"

by Frankie Lee Armistice May 15, 2008

Bette Midler

One of the guitars belonging to Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT, Bette is a USA Workshop Series 61 South. She's adored by the fans and was used in MGMT's first tour, which began in 2008. Bette was also used in the latter part of the 2010 Congratulations tour.

Fan 1: Look, it's Andrew and Bette Midler!
Fan 2: How attractive!
Fan 1: Yeah, and Andrew's looking nice too.

by ilovemusic:) November 4, 2010

Wife Beater

A man coming home after a long business work day, takes his shirt of and is only dressed with a white singlet on top and his business pants and shoes on the bottom, his day has been long and hard and he takes his frustration out on his wife.

He wears a wife beater to be intimidating

by TankTopBoonanza January 26, 2014

Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.

Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010

Baby Batter

When a man ejaculates he produces Sperm(Baby Batter)

Slick Willy left a splatter of baby batter on Monica's Dress!

by The Mick July 31, 2004

bitter bill

An older man, constantly whining and complaining (to anyone who will listen) about his long-lost youth. Constantly hangs around with the younger crowd and observes with resentment. This phase often precedes or coincides with midlife crisis.

Note: It is best to avoid a bitter bill in social situations, especially when alcohol is added to the mix.

"I avoid going to bars during happy hour, because at that time of day, it's usually just a bunch of bitter bills looking for young tail."

by CrackInTheBox August 4, 2005