Glue balloons

Male genitalia

I got kicked right in the glue balloons

by Sergeants Stadanko June 12, 2024

Glue balloons

We should add it.

N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them

I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons

by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024

glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024

Glue Balloons

Testicals

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door

by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024

Water ballooning

When you pee inside her while wearing a condom.

He was water ballooning her at her family's summer get together.

by chicken jocko March 26, 2026

Blue balloons

A slang term for hundred-dollar bills, named after the blue security strip, especially when they’re thrown into the air or raining down, creating the visual effect of blue balloons floating. Commonly used to describe flashy displays of wealth, flexing, or “making it rain.”
This term was coined by the artist JEXE.

“Damn, he just walked in and started making it rain—look at all those blue balloons in the air.”

by JEXE January 18, 2026

Hot Air Ballooning

When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell

I walked in on Scott while he was on the toilet and caught him hot air ballooning!

by Mr Moclass November 25, 2016