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Andres

A Colombian crack dealer who supplies the world with cocaine. also invented cockain
Andres gave me cocaine for my birthday
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she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
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Andreas

king of minecadia lelz.. OwO big dick niggas. Day1 dr1lly lel better than anyone in IRS
"Andreas is better than u lel"
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Andres is the best boy you could ever meet. He is so sweet and caring. He can be over protective, but it just means he loves you a lot. If you ever meet and Andres, you better start hitting on him. He is the one. He might act gay with his friends, but he’s probably straight for you. The second you meet him you better slut him out ASAP
Rebecca: damn i want an andres
Addie: ha i already have one
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Omgg Andrès I want to undress youu
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Andreas

Andreas is most commonly a boys name, originated in Germany and well-known amongst the Dutch speaking communities. He is a tall, over-bearing, self-centred man with a sheepish grin which he uses often to disguise his malevolent intentions. He is a child in a man's body, petty and spiteful, always shifting the blame in his game of control. Andreas will stand on anybody to feel superior.
"Have you heard what that German guy Andreas, did? He must be a narcissist!"

"Don't ask Andreas to help with the bachelors party, he will cheat on his wife and blame you!"

"What does my husband Andreas want for dinner, chicken and beetroot again?"
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Andreas means "manly." However, it is highly likely that the bearer of this name does not possess that trait. The bearer of this name would likely have an diligent personality though his moments of silliness do shine through.

Andreas is usually intelligent and possesses vast knowledge. An Andreas will in general demonstrate much proficiency in geography, history and mathematics.

Andreas is also extremely blunt and unafraid of speaking his thoughts. This brutal honesty may come off as brash or rude, but it is not with ill will. Andreas has no problem expressing distaste with something or someone, yet the chances of being complimented by him are low. He believes in equality and honesty, so he detests people that rely flattery and biases to gain upper hands in situation.

Despite this somewhat serious aspect of his persona, Andreas is outgoing and spends time with his friends. He likes to tease his friends, but he does care about them, so if they are in need of help, he will offer it.

He enjoys searching up memes and parodies and playing video games leisurely. He has also demonstrated artistic ability, though it seems that his drawings fall into the "quantity over quality" mindset.

Overall, Andreas is a good friend to have. You might have walked into the friendship expecting a somewhat blunt and realistic tactician, but over time, you'll come to see his goofy self. He's a keeper.
"Andreas, don't touch my water bottle with those crusty hands."

"I swear to god, Andreas, if you rickroll me again--"
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