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Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 25, 2016
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Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!
by ShadowLing October 20, 2018
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internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.
Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.
by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013
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Internet-Towel

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.
by Paintgirl January 5, 2011
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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.
Salesman: *Slaps roof of Internet Explorer* This baby can hold so much hate.
by Svifias November 3, 2018
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INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)
Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021
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Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez
by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011
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