Alexa

A dumb AI that wants to be a bot, but never will.

Alexa is a discount bot.

by Darkmonger November 15, 2021

Tarnaras Alexandros

Γαμιας με μεγάλο πουτσο

Tarnaras Alexandros is a very good person

by Eskereee October 11, 2019

Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

Alexa

A true gladiator

Alexa, What time is it?

by Depressed Llama January 31, 2018

Alexa

Windows 10 voice recognition system that has problems listening and misinterpreting your commands. She will always respond after you say something like "I don't understand" or responds to your command to call a friend by saying "playing song be a friend to me" then plays the song. Alexa is dumb but she tries to please. Calling out her name activates her and space recognition is enabled. You need lots, and lots of practice because the artificial intelligence is very dumb. Alexa can be found inside other devices like a voice control home automation hub or some cheap plastic canister that sits on your coffee table.

Alexa Call my work...Alexa responds by playing the song take this job and shove it😨
Alexa open urban dictionary. Alexa responds with "opening Websters online dictionary"😐
You have to train Alexa very well to your voice before you can properly use Voice Attack or FIOP
Alexa unlock the front door....and she plays Light my fire by the Doors song😑
Get rid of Alexa before she posts pictures from your porn files to Facebook.

by Flipped3540 June 2, 2018

Alexa

An inconsiderate person who only cares about others when they are bored. This person lacks social qualities, instead relying on obsessive alcohol consumption to fits in with crowds way younger than themselves.

She spent her whole night out drinking again, she was acting like such an Alexa

by Didgeridoodledo October 12, 2018

Alexa

Alexa is the device that you either ask to do something, or talk to it when you're lonely.

Alexa this is so sad, play despacito.

by Bish Lasagna January 14, 2019