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Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.
by TheReplicator March 28, 2022
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alaskan amber

When you slide an ice cube into a red heads pussy.
Just picked up a pack of ice from the store so I could give Stacy an Alaskan amber. She’ll be so stoked!
by bobert bb October 4, 2021
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Alaskan Firedragon

When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.
"I left the lube but we still did anal my dick became an Alaskan Firedragon"
by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021
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Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021
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Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.
My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.
by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021
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Alaskan corn dip

An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today

Partner 2. What is it

Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip

Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
by Alaskan corn dip September 8, 2021
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Alaskan Prairie Dog

Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.
Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!
by WadeWillson2005 September 15, 2021
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