November 1

National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day

Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.

You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!

by anonymous November 1, 2021

November 1

It's National dress up day, wear some fancy clothes and strut your stuff! Only you can't wear a dress! So get creative

"Why does she look so fancy today?"
"Oh you don't know? It's November 1st"
"Ya today is dress up day."

by Red-hot Habanero November 1, 2021

December 1

Snort coke all day

In December 1 you can snort coke all day

by depressedandgay December 1, 2021

Hottie #1

Someone who is the number one hottie on the list of hot guys; widely regarded as ugly shorts kid in some Texas schools

When life gives you lemons text hottie #1.

by Jabalos March 20, 2019

november 1

The day that your soulmate was born

Hey do you know anyone who was born on november 1?

Yes

Marry them now

by user816736518 November 21, 2020

Hubby 1

A term that means an abnormally small penis

Hubby 1 incher

by TheUnknown FATE April 1, 2017

redxchrry.1

Funniest mutual, cool person, hottest mutual 😨😨😨😨

what is redxchrry.1?
My rlly funny, cool, hot mutual 😜😜

by ochacoswife April 11, 2022