Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

by JefficialBusiness June 20, 2018

Wet Leo

A large, fat creature who profoundly sweats. Also another name for a wet shit. One fifth of his sweat can fill a huge ass dumpster. He created the oceans with his sweat, and fed off of Mikey's claymidia.

Guy: ugh, i gotta go take a leo.
Guy 2: i gotta go take a wet leo.

by John McPingas September 01, 2009

wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.

I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!

by AndiStarr114 November 26, 2016

Wet paintjob

When a woman cums while receiving oral from a man, and the man's face is covered in her juices.

I ate her out so good, she gave me a wet paintjob

by Rock6d May 06, 2011

Wet ramandi

Kind of a wet Willy but not really....
A wet Ramandi (Rah-mon-di) is the act of putting your finger in your mouth. And discreetly inserting the wet finger into an unsuspecting anus.

Hey is Claire coming over later?
Yea I'm gonna give her a wet Ramandi

by DaddiesMeatRod August 01, 2018

wet slipper

the act of throwing ones favorite slipper in the toilet.

I really feel like i want to wet slipper someone right now

by peanut and butter February 26, 2011

wet peppermint

Performing oral sex on someone with a peppermint in your mouth to achieve maximum freshness

Hey what did you and Sarah do last night?

We just gave each other wet peppermints all night

Niceeeeeeeee

by ArcaneZorro February 12, 2016