to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.
Man - Oh baby, I love the hair wank, I am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks
Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V
Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V
by Dazzling Dazza July 07, 2006
by dozza909 January 16, 2012
by Bebes March 11, 2005
A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.
by lloydoyd March 06, 2011
by sicko the clown November 14, 2004
A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?
Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 March 03, 2016
when a man uses a full length mirror to his advantage. the mirror gives the true scale of the manhood in proportion to the body and boosting your confidence and making you feel 'macho'! obviously while bashing one out at the same time...MACHO WANK!
by JonTRC+Marco August 20, 2005