Ben Folds Five

An amazing NC band consisting of a piano, bass, and drums line up. Led by the front man Ben Folds on the piano, they shot into stardom with their hit "Brick" in 1997. They have recieved a large amount of popularity since then. They broke up in 2000 but their music lives on.

Bascially, they make the best piano rock you'll ever hear.

Exploding on the music scene right now, is a very hot group. Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Folds Five!

by Sexy Sadie April 30, 2006

five point underdog

A failed attempt at anal fisting which results in five feces covered fingers

The momentum was on my side until Mercedes gave me the surprise five point underdog.

by PoopyMan December 29, 2005

five iron frenzy

The greatest band ever. of any genre of music. their songs are funny and sad and they sing about just about everything that normal teenagers go through. their tunes are catchy and make you want to skank like there's no tomorrow!

five iron frenzy kicks every other band's ass!!!

by groundrunner June 02, 2004

mexican five star

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it

Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch

by hato February 23, 2006

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 15, 2011

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 29, 2021

five pillars of tumblr

1. Aesthetics
2. Fandoms
3. Social Justice

4. Memes
5. Porn

DeMarcus: yo what's this cool site tumblr all about?

Shaquayquaydiddylaundraesha: cmon man haven't you heard about the five pillars of tumblr?

by Steven Joseph Brown April 04, 2017