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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Mason

A guy who cannot be left alone with any drugs and or alcohol. He tends to have a raging god complex that is not well deserved and is probably bipolar. Any girl who meets him will be left emotionally traumatized. Some may even find themselves with a criminal record, if so run. They will ruin your life.
Oh shit i left my beer inside, I’m sure it’ll be fine until tomorrow.”

“No dude you better get it, we got a Mason in there tonight.”
by yourmom.com13 January 25, 2024
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Mason

Monster cock realy cool and easy to get along with if you meet one stay with him and be prepared to suck him if he would love it
Angus your so cool

Mason it’s bc of my big cock
by Ueheieyevr July 13, 2022
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mason maeda kacmarcik

the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.
Omg! Is that Mason Maeda Kacmarcik???
by fortnite balls im gay January 2, 2023
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Mason Cox

Mason Cox just fucked you up
Cox will get this one
by Ninjashotwife69 August 17, 2022
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mason

mason is a dip-shit
mason why did you stick your dick in the peanut butter you dip shit
by logan123098 March 28, 2022
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Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.
That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason
by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018
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