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Joshua

Love of The Universe.

Love of family, friends and all humanity.
Optimistic , positive and joyful.
by sharonO November 25, 2021
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Joshua

Sweaty mf on XBOX and stinks like ass
Hey! Whats that foul smell?!

Must be Joshua!
by ThatMfLeonardo November 21, 2021
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Joshua abissi

Joshua abissi otherwise pronounced as Joshua obesity or Joshua ABC is a really lovely guy
Person1: "omg did you see that new guy??"
Person 2: "yesss he's such a Joshua abissi
by ataseasiderendezvous November 4, 2021
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Joshua

A big chunky block of mayonnaise that is sentient. It likes Morse Code and Transformers. Joshua goes by the name Josh and eats people. It is a threat to humanity.
Oh no, Joshua is coming.
by fenderbenderfeterwetter April 8, 2022
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Joshua

Joshua is the kind of man who makes life brighter just by being in it. He’s sweet and funny, the kind of soul you instantly know you want to spend forever with. His smile pulls out your laughter, his love awakens your fire, and somehow, he makes even the simplest moments unforgettable.

He’s not just adorable, cute, and amazing—he’s the heartbeat that gives your world rhythm, the safe place where your soul finally rests. Life without him feels empty, but with him, every day feels like a blessing.

If you are ever lucky enough to find a Joshua, hold on tight—because he will stand by your side through the storms, love you at your darkest, and remind you how beautiful love can be. He’ll treasure your smile, cherish your heart, and never let you doubt his devotion.

But beware—he’ll also bring out your mischievous, naughty side, the one you didn’t even know you had… and you’ll love every second of it. 😉🔥

Once you’ve found your Joshua, you’ll know you’ve found your forever. Because some loves are temporary… but a Joshua is eternal.

💛 I know, because I’ll never let go of mine.
She didn’t just find love… she found her Joshua.
by Sol9825 September 26, 2025
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Joshua Mack

You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
by God 420 69 May 7, 2019
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Joshua

Wow you're so Joshua
by JoJo reference guy July 24, 2021
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