Persian Jew

Many Persian Jews moved from Tehran, Iran to Los Angeles, California (Tehrangeles). Persian Jews left Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution of 1979, due to the discrimination they faced as Jews in the Islamic republic of Iran. Many Persian Jews moved to LA to have a better life for their families. Many are either doctors, lawyers, or in real estate and are doing well financially. Persian Jews celebrate Shabbat every Friday night with gondi, gormehsabzi, pollo, tadig and other traditional Persian/ Jewish foods. Persian Jews have huge families and they are all pretty much related so mehmonis (parties) are always lit. Persian Jews are usually short but most of them are good looking. You can find Persian Jews at Beverly Hills High school, SMC, UCLA and USC and at Sinai temple.

*sees someone who doesn’t look white in their smc class*
You: Hey are you Persian?

Them: lol ya
You: are you Jewish?
Them: ya I’m a Persian Jew like everyone else

by PersianJew from Beverly Hills October 5, 2018

Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.

I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.

by They are out there. June 15, 2013

jew-spring

The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income

Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it

by sean mcghee February 1, 2009

Jew Gas

In Call of Duty: Black Ops, when someone uses the Nova Gas grenade.

He got the final kill cam by using Jew Gas.

Watch out, he threw Jew Gas in the room!

by Lord Maher 13 March 24, 2011

jew candy

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

by gergandrach June 5, 2009

jew stick

its a tampon; you know what they're used for.

damn i started my period. i need a jew stick.

by ronaldrump June 18, 2008

Jew-ash

A really cool way to say Jewish. It will soon replace the traditional Jewish in all media, print materials, adn in other zoom ways.

Non-Jewish person: You're Jew-ash.
Jewish person: That's a cool way to say Jewish man.

by soupnazi710 August 29, 2005