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Donkey-bombs

Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.
“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”

“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
by Bird Diapers March 31, 2022
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Nodding donkeys

A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.
The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys
by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019
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Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.
"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."
by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017
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Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.
I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.
by Bshow November 24, 2015
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donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
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Donkey moan

What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”
by DrDonkey August 12, 2021
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Swamp donkey

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.
by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023
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