October 24

International ass slap day

You need to slap your friend’s (or partner’s) ass very hard, it must be noisy, just on October 24

by ThicThot October 22, 2019

Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.

“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED”

by Skelly43 May 21, 2024

october 24

just a EARLY make out day wit yo girlfriend or boyfriend

show your principal this if they have a problem

cmon bae its a family restroom and its october 24 so you already know what time it is

by 4kt we put guns to the face October 23, 2019

October 24

National day off day
Take a day off you deserve it

It is October 24, fuck going to work I’m going back to bed

by Süssy bäka September 18, 2021

April 24

Natinal Miku Day

what's April 24th?

Oh! its National Miku Day

by Saage <3 September 3, 2021

May 24

NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!

Save the date for 5/24/2021

hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day

Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT

by tig bit dick May 24, 2021

36c-24-36

The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.

There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.

If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!

Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's

by FeministKilla March 5, 2020