Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.

That guy is a total Jacob Brandon

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

Jacob Sartorious

A 11 year old cringe master who tries his hardest to get 6 year olds wet other names for him include Jacob Saggytits, Jacob Stegasorous, and dumbass

*on musical.ly and sees Jacob Sartorious* I'm wtf is that huuuuuuuu *vomits*

by Daddy Crut May 2, 2018

The Jacob Complex

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself

Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

jacob vinkle

A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox

Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks

by dad were are u January 22, 2021

Jacob Day

A tall cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt.

Jacob Day might not even know how awesome he is but everyone else can see it. Definitely boyfriend material 🥰

by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022

Jacob Carr

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.

Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.

by Bantsy September 24, 2019

Jacob Ferrell

Someone with a weak head game

"How was it?"
"Bad, it was like he was blind and had no hands just feeling for stuff he didn't know was there, he was a total Jacob Ferrell"

by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022