douche wrap

Noun: Useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster.

Johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? It's 90 degrees out..
Rick: He's douche wrapped.

by AngryJohnny October 21, 2010

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Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

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Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011

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Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

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douche bucket

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche

example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!

by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011

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douche riot

A douche riot occurs when a group of "lads" or "bro's" take part in any douchey activity,most commonly a series of high 5s.

Setting- Gym.

4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else

by ChunderMonkey December 3, 2013

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