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ring a ling

To give a girl a ring and then to linger on her shoulder
by Ryan Oldenburg January 11, 2018
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Booty Ringing

The result of sex being so good, the booty is left "ringing"
After we did it, you could hear the booty ringing.
by Jonzo007 October 27, 2008
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Elden Ring

A video game created by the company "FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.

A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.

11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo

SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF

the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*
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STING RING

I'm back—the original "Weave"—after a 24-month hiatus.
For all of you cerebrally challenged cretins out there, please refrain from posing as the "real deal" under my pseudonym. Y'all can go fuck yourselves!
Now, back to the word "Sting Ring."
Sting ring can be aptly defined as the itchy, stinging sensation experienced by your asshole after "dropping a deuce." This can be caused by a combination of salty perspiration and anal bacteria produced by the process of
defecation. The itching/burning sensation can become so intense that you have flirted with the idea of sticking a
spool of steel wool into your sphincter and act as if you're grating cheese to alleviate the indescribable itch, bitch!!
Man, oh man. I've got the worst case of sting ring right now. Can I use your wife's hairbrush while I retreat to the bathroom and grate a pound of Romano cheese?
by weavemeister September 24, 2005
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Lord of the Rings

A lame ass movie where everyone freakin goes on a long ass walk-even the freakin trees!!!!!
Yo man, I feel like i was a fucking hobbit i walked so far and long like those lord of the rings fucks!!!!!
by budman72 April 8, 2009
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Ring of Bitches

When someone has so much swag, one girl is not enough for him. He must then hold multiple bitches at the same time while simultaneously each of them not knowing about the others.
Bro 1: Hows yo girl man?

Bro 2: You gonna have tell me which one, I got a Ring of Bitches, 3 of em now.
by JewSwagg May 14, 2011
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Wedding ring

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.
by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020
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