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Zebra Dick

Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.
by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022
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Zebra Pancakes

Intensely delicious pancakes originally made by Ralph Drabble. Used in the treatment of his wife, June's, intense depressions. Usually eaten after June has been very sad but also by other members of the family. Ralph always says "Pancakes make people happy!" They are impossible to resist. They are usually covered in white and dark chocolate and often served with syrup and butter. The effects do not last long but they are delicious. If you want something that will really get you un-sad, try Zebra Pancakes - remember, Ralph Drabble told you!
Ralph: You look a little sad, honeybunch. I know what'll get you going! How about some Zebra Pancakes?

June: Zebra Pancakes? What in the world are they?

Ralph: You've eaten these before. Remember those great pancakes I make you when you're sad. Those are Zebra Pancakes. (he starts making some) After all, pancakes make people happy! You can't resist these.

Beatrice: Zebra Pancakes?! Oh man, a Gunny Granny could be proud of those. See this? (she points to the referee shirt she's wearing) Now, if you're gonna call it a Zebra Pancake, you've got to be dressed as a zebra!

Ralph: Here, taste these! Sweet, isn't it? Even someone who isn't sad should eat my Zebra Pancakes.

Opal: Hello sweetie. Are you eating Zebra Pancakes? I want some, too. Earl almost made me cry today.

Ralph: Here, give these a try.

June: Gee, pancakes do make you happy! Even though the effects don't last long.

Earl: Whoah, she's right. These Zebra Pancakes are awesome! They'll make you a zippy zebra in no time. I'll take seconds! (they all take seconds)

Ralph: I told you so! Zebra Pancakes rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 18, 2011
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Zebra Wrist

Describing someone whose wrist or arm that is clearly shown to have self inflicted cuts; commonly used as a derogatory insult
by Burner account 0875 May 15, 2020
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Zebra Hug

When you are about to cum you pull out and hug the girl your with and jerk it to the finish cuming in the middle of you both giving each other zebra stripes.
last night i gave Courtney a Zebra hug. it took her 2 hours to clean up.
by GivingtheZ August 23, 2012
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Zebra cunt

Bro Jamie stole my vibrator she such a fucking zebra cunt
by BASEDGXD November 24, 2021
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zebra streaked

this happens when someone shits in a toilet and flushes it and leaves shit streaks around the inside of the toilet bowl.
Person: Who just zebra streaked the toilet?
Response: I think Calvin did it.
by pureperfection85 December 2, 2011
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Chocolate Zebra

When you Jizz on a black girl in a stripe like pattern.
Or shit on a white girl in a stripe like pattern.
Making them white and black much like the design of a zebra!
Dude I made that chick into a Chocolate Zebra last night!
by Connor, Cooke March 20, 2010
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