You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

You just need some dick

A women that don’t act right so her boyfriend day u just need some dick

Girl:daddy I fucking hate you
Boy:you just need some dick

by Thxt.ho33.ari April 22, 2022

You Need That?

Someone wants to fight you, also known as “you need that fade” or asking if you are “trying to catch a fade”

Daequan: Aye bro give me back my stuff
Kyle: Nah bro im still using it

Daequan: Bro its been a month, I need it now
Kyle: Screw that

Daequan: Really? You need that?

by That guy who makes stuff up May 30, 2025

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

Do you need that?

When someone says “Do you need that?” they’re basically challenging the other person. It’s usually said in a condescending or provoking way, almost like daring the other person to back up their words or actions. It can also come off as a warning, as if to say

After the guy kept talking tough, Jason stepped closer and smirked, saying, “Do you need that?”—almost daring him to make a move.

by acidbath February 19, 2025

YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN

No. I don't.

A retard "YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN!"

Hym "See that's the problem here. You keep trying to do things that somehow translate to 'winning.' And NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER TRANSLATE TO WINNING. That isn't how this works. 'But he's this and I'm that so I win' isn't ever going to work. Never ever."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025