pussy worms

Just the kind of worms that you may find in an apple, but instead they nest inside of a woman's vagina.

Mom has pussy worms.

by Miiichael October 1, 2008

jager-worms

a game combining the hilarious antics of the video game Worms, and the even more hilarious antics of drinking Jagermeister while doing so.

Lets all get together and play jager-worms!

by NandN February 15, 2010

Worms in Dirt

1) A tasty dessert treat consisting of chocolate pudding, crushed chocolate cookies (or pie crust) with half buried gummy worms.

2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.

"What are we having for dessert?"

"Worms in dirt."

"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"

"Worms in dirt."

by beanerz4545 January 18, 2009

Thape Worms

Thanos has thape worms.

Antman: "Wow, that's a lot of thape worms in the Thanus."

by sloppyironman May 11, 2019

has the Worms

Subjective, obsessive,negative jealous thoughts, visuals, questions, usually centered around your girl or ex-girl's past partners or could-be sexual partners. Often occuring during all hours and causing depression/brink insanity in the male. Once the worms have they're hook set they're damn near impossible to get rid of. Symptoms include ...asking those tmi questions that drive your partners crazy about past partners (size, positions, where they did it)- You NEED to know type. Constantly on the eye for 'Him' or 'Her' around and, when seeing them, visual movie theater sex scene with your partner causing damn near dementia. Once a name has been 'wormed' hearing it or seeing it printed causes a negative, emotional rage that can grow with new facts or 'worm roids'

'Damn, Meg, my bf is driving me insane!' 'He has the worms for my ex's! Everytime I talk dirty to him He keeps pryin' to know if I said the same thing to him when we fucked! Really drags me down.'

"_And it was only Fantasy, The Wall was too high, as you can see, however he tried he could not break free, and the WORMS ate into his Brain_" pink floyd The Wall

by Dr.Boomstik March 2, 2009

Gummy worms

when u finally get your fingers into the pussy of the girl you've been chasing. Or the girl you've been chasings friend!

Guy 1 - What the Shit man where were you last night!?!?!
Guy 2 - I was taking gummy worms to Chantelles house last night dude!
Guy 1 - Srsly?!?! Wtf for?!
Guy 2 - Gummy Worms in the Bedroom = Fingers in the pussy! *Self5*

by DizMeisTa February 23, 2009

Tongue Worms

hairs, pubic or other that you find stuck to, or wrapped around your tongue.

I think she must be malting or something. When I finished, my mouth was full of tongue worms.

by andrew March 11, 2004