gutted wombat

Rural Australian Slang for female genitalia, specifically in a leg-spread position.

Drew: oi mutt, show us your gutted wombat.

Mutt: Fuck oof ya derro!

by not Drew November 24, 2007

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.

Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!

by Lilrandom July 07, 2008

Wombat Jungle

An extremely hairy woman with:

an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina

an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus

a 'happy trail'

back hair

Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?

Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.

by neonWaner May 14, 2009

Red Wombat

When a man puts his mouth on a females/mans butt hole and sucks until the inner lining of the butt hole pops out causing the ass to look like a wombats face (must not shave butt for two months)

Because Charlie gave me a Red Wombat my mom lost all respect for me

by Catoo October 05, 2009

wombat combat

The swinging and colliding action of two men's scrotum during anal intercourse.

Bobby and Danny's nutsacks were engaged in heated wombat combat.

by E. Roger Coswell June 09, 2005

stoned wombat

a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.

James: Look at that stoned wombat
Andrew: Amazing!

by [JAMMO] November 24, 2008