Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.

person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin

by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023

Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

Guac tuah

When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness

That chipotle worker gave me the guac tuah with the last of their guac

by Malestarbucksbarista April 29, 2025

guac

you gay

Guac ass nigga like foh

by nene wit da pp June 11, 2022

Guac for head

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa

Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac

by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018

Guac

Basically means that your ugly or your fit looks ugly

Make 1: Yo look at this pic of Dave dude looks so guac in this pic

Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it

by Gurrenlag September 20, 2021