by WakeWorld November 25, 2015
an asshole.
Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?
Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.
Eric: How was it?
Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.
Eric: How was it?
Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
by itsalittlestinky March 08, 2011
by Ima-douchebag November 09, 2017
by Rlvers May 05, 2011
When you nut in your partners ass before they take a shit like a rabbit and it looks like a raisin creampie snack cake
Mikeyla and I have been planning to do a raisin creampie all week, but she's been constipated lately.
by Subaluwa January 29, 2021
The crunchy, flake-like concoction of snot and blood that feels about the size and texture of a football made out of broken glass when it's lodged in the back of your nose. Notable for the relief you feel when finally firing off a farmer hanky and defiling the local area with the raisin and related, viscous detritus. Initially appears as a raisin, but looks more and more like one as you roll it up, let it dry on your finger, or stick it on some scratch paper for continued observation.
Dave's allergies and constant nose picking gave him a constant stream of nose raisins. His sister was always grossed out finding them stuck and drying to her computer keyboard, looking like dried cranberries, with dark flecks of her brother's familiar snot.
by Steven Tobolowsky May 08, 2010