Wife

A bitch who does all the work in house and cooks for you because your to tired of "working all day" to do it.

Hey you fucken bitch ass wife, make me a sandwich plz:)

by Dirty Daddy Dinosaur November 29, 2019

Wife

Dishwasher whom you can legally beat.

Michael: *whips out belt and dick* Shall I whip or wamp my wife today?

by Reynolds Rap April 01, 2019

wifee

A derogatory term for a female. Not limited to your wife, but anyone who can cook and clean for you.

"yo wifee, make me some pancakes!"

by Chris Sully December 01, 2007

Wife

A women you love until your in the mid 70s and her jugs hang past her knees

Why wife is old as dinosaur shit

by Acsargent12 October 09, 2018

Wife

1. Another name for a dishwasher, does mens laundry
2. Great at making sandwiches

Brett: Hey Karen where the fuck is my sandwich whore
Karen: Coming Brett
Chad: what a wife

by Copper_Whorehey December 16, 2017

Wife

1. A grown girl
2. Someone with boobs.
3. Someone that can be pregnant and have baby
4. Someone to have sex with.

4. I stuck my dick up my wife's vagina and it felt good, she told me to keep doing it.

by StickItUpThere March 15, 2019

wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007