Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 May 09, 2011
When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 May 09, 2011
by Pappy07 November 13, 2015
Whoopi
This is someone that is such a Karen/Caryn that the original term just wont do. Its a way of renaming the iconic title with a new relevant twist. could also be used for someone who doesn't know history or tries to alter it.
This is someone that is such a Karen/Caryn that the original term just wont do. Its a way of renaming the iconic title with a new relevant twist. could also be used for someone who doesn't know history or tries to alter it.
wow that woman refused a paper straw and tossed her drink in that managers face. what a classic Whoopi
by In before you February 27, 2022
by Osiris2022 February 02, 2022
Gargling mayonnaise while getting your nipples pierced while fighting with your stepdad and jerking off to the purple Telly tubby
by Sasha Assssssssss January 29, 2022