weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

Weeping

When you make a perfect sunny side up egg, cut it in half and the egg yolk just slowly starts weeping down.

Those eggs on your crabcack grilled cheese sandwiches were weeping

by Thecookie69 August 7, 2021

Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit

A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning

by Murffyzlaw January 7, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

weep

a joke about naruto

im gonna weep you if you dont stop

by symsyjsyrjtjk6 March 22, 2023

weep nd neigh neigh

what they horse do when they sad or when theyre hurted theyselves

i horsed around too much and hurted i self
i weep nd neigh neigh

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024