Where's Waldo

Farting in public without saying excuse me leaving everyone guessing who farted.

i dropped a where's waldo in the subway yesterday.

by Richard Lankford May 14, 2004

goin' Walden

The act of leaving the electric world and city and retreating to the country to obtain spiritual enlightenment or just to reflect for a while. Derived from the unexplicably LONG classic by Henry David Thoreau,
"Walden"

I swear if one more person asks me about TPS reports I AM GOIN' WALDEN.

by Andyman1016 December 3, 2005

The Waldo

When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.

Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"

by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009

waldo

waldo:
a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children.
b. a male name.

Do you know why Waldo's hiding?
Because one day he dared to hit on Chuck Norris' girlfriend.

by winter gryphon June 14, 2008

Where's Waldo

An internet prank where it shows a picture from the Original Where's Waldo books. You try to find him, but then a screamer pops up a few seconds later and scares the hell out of you.

I showed Where's Waldo to my friend the other day. It scared the hell out of him.

by FlareMan February 13, 2008

Waldorfian

A slang word used by people who are too dim to understand the philosophy behind Waldorf education. I go to a Waldorf school, half my class hates tofu, we didn't even take eurythmy, we obviously know how use computers seeing as i'm writing this now!

Lets see ooohhh yeah, I cooked my dinner in a microwave last night... funny, I didn't find it frightening!

but i do agree with those people who say we are in general, people who like peace, but hell, those people are everywhere! and so are the people who unfortunately don't invest in deoderant!

so just FYI we're normal and i'm glad that i'm comfortable enough with myself to say that i am a waldorfian, and that i don't have to bash people for the school they go to...

you're walking down the isle of the local super market and pass someone wearing tons of peace pins and smells like B.O.

you think: "oh theres a waldorfian"
but just to prove that you right to yourself
you ask: "are you from a waldorf school?"
they answer: "no i go to the local highschool"

example of how people who don't wear deoderant and want peace are everywhere NOT just at waldorf schools

by larkinz March 25, 2008

camp walden

Camp walden is the greatest place on earth, it is a place where memories are made and friendships are made to last forever. Someone who goes to walden is known as a "waldener" There is no better way to spend your summer than at camp walden. During the year people miss is a lot and you wish you could go back so soon.

"Why are you crying?" "I miss camp walden."
I wish I could live a camp walden forever.

by Slewisforever February 18, 2010