Ventura

The humboldt of southern california. With more than half the county set as national forests more bulk herb comes out of here than anywhere else in southern california.

Damn man im so high i cant even open my eyes after a rip of that Ventura County Og

by Beverly42 April 13, 2010

Ventrilequestrianism

An act in which a person manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from a horse they are riding for practical working purposes, recreational activities, artistic/cultural exercises, or competitive sports.

Ichabod Horatio Steingruebner—the Pelé of ventrilequestrianism—once maintained a conversation between himself, his horse, and his puppet even after falling in the ring and being dragged for 27 yards.

by vanhammersley September 15, 2010

cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011

Ace Ventura

Driving with your head out the window like Ace Ventura. Reasons include farting passengers, frosted windshields, or for fun.

The windows were so foggy I had to Ace Ventura to school today!

by LRD October 23, 2009

ventrilofart

To evacuate a 'Ripper', where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.

Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"

by GarysGusset May 16, 2007

rusty venture

A seemingly undefined sex act as defined in the season four finale of Adult Swim's "The Venture Bros". While many theories abound, most describe an act between two men that involves consumption of semen and fecal matter.

...it comes pouring out like someone stepped on a snack pack. So, after you both find a turkey baster; you eat your way out of the tub. At least that's what a rusty venture is described as on urban dictionary...

by Sean Danger Martin November 24, 2010

ventrilo

1. Group communications software for games such as world of warcraft that uses voice over IP (VoIP) technology.
2. A place to have cybersex.
3. Software that lets you see just how nerdy your fellow gamers sound.

1. (Alikhan) EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES ON VENTRILO SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS RAID STARTED!
2. (sexxie_troll4u) Hey Kor, I'm feeling kinda randy, wanna hop on ventrilo?
3. (xxtanxx) Seriously, I don't sound like that in RL.

by Koruptwon August 8, 2006