vaporapeize

The rape with such force that it vaporizes the victim.

Coined in the lyrics to Judas Priest's "Hell Patrol".

Brutalize you, neutralize you
Gonna go for the throat as you choke and they'll vaporapeize you!

by Tyrannorabbit December 2, 2009

Vaporeon

Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon.

In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Oh my God look at that moist Vaporeon

by Professor Bryce Hall September 15, 2020

vatorade

A mix of vodka and any flavor of gatorade. Depending on how your feeling in the day can decide your flavor it really makes a difference in how it tastes. Good to have if you need to drink at school since it still looks like gatorade.

I mixed this VATORADE so class would go buy faster.
While watching the basketball game the Vatorade was a popular drink in the stands for the students.

by Johnny Beerman December 10, 2005

vaporizer

The most efficient way of consuming substances found in herbs by avoiding combustion and the various health risks that are accustomed to smoke. Cannabis vaporized is proven to deliver most of the active ingredients found in the plant (cannabinoids, flavinoids, etc) while avoiding the majority of tar, carcinogens and unwanted chemicals. The vaporizer does this by heating the herbal blend up with heat by using hot air (convection), a safe metal heating plate (conduction), or sometimes both. The extracted cannabinoids turn into a mist (or vapor), and is less irritating to the lungs, therefore reducing coughing and allowing you to inhale larger hits. Since THC can be destroyed by combustion, the total % of THC inhaled per hit is much more than smoking, therefore reducing the amount of herb used for desired effect; in the long run saving you money. By using heat right under the threshold of combustion, many chemicals found in smoke is not present in vapor. The temperatures used are from 314.6 F - 400+ F. When a vaporizer is first used, it tends to become the preferred method consumption, producing a positive, very cerebral head high. Many of the couch lock effects from smoking will be left behind, leaving you to want to get up and do something like socialize or get tasks done, instead of being a lazy couch potato. The biggest change people notice from making the switch to vaping is a HUGE reduction in phelgm, and the dreaded Smokers Cough goes away.

Your Lungs: Please help... All those joints, pipes and bongs rips are really starting to take a toll on my breathing functions. The carbon monoxide, tar and cancer causing chemicals are rapidly destroying me! Whether or not cannabinoids help reduce risks of cancer, they don't help prevent many other respiratory diseases that likely WILL eventually develop if something is not changed.
Your Brain: My lungs are right.. they have taken enough abuse, I think its time to switch to something safer and proven to prevent those diseases, im speaking of course, of vaporization. Time to save my money and my body from these terrible unwanted chemicals by using a vaporizer.
Your Lungs: Thank you! I will forever be grateful and show my appreciation by staying disease and phlegm free for the rest of your long, happy, green-indulging life.

by VapirN02isDOPE January 13, 2012

catch the vapors

To become suddenly emotional because of a recent event that is usually trivial. It can be something exciting or stressful. Mainly a Southern slang-term.

1. They catch the vapors and have to be put to bed every time the temperature reaches 80 degrees.

by Fridayeven April 24, 2008

Vajorked

When something is really fucking messed up.

Oh man, its really vajorked that she did that to you.

by CSHSO9 December 21, 2009

Vaporetti

Vaporetti is the 1st Luxury Electronic Cigarette that even hit the market. Vaporetti is the designer Electronic Cigarette..

The women were all dressed head to toe in Versace, Gucci and Prada while puffing on there Vaporetti's at the VMA's..

by Luv2Vape December 15, 2012