If you ever run into a Vanessa you’ll instantly notice how crazy she is but crazy in a good way Vanessa’s are the most funnest people to be around she is always making jokes to keep the convo going and loves to party she can be shy sometimes but once you get to know her she is very sexual she has beautiful brown eyes that sparkles when she laughs Vanessa’s are the most prettiest girls and have the biggest booty if you ever date a Vanessa don’t let her go you’ll regret it for the rest of your life
Person: Vanessa broke up with me I’m gonna kill myself I never wanted to let her go
Person 2: so your saying she’s available?
Person 2: so your saying she’s available?
by Jake tiller March 20, 2018
Get the Vanessamug. A name commonly given to an attractive female with a high degree of sexual appeal. However, she is usually always single, and seems to have trouble making lasting relationships with the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Yo, I hooked up with Vanessa last night, damn she is amazing in bed...
Guy 2: Awesome, you going to see her again this weekend?
Guy 1: Oh, hell no...as soon as we finished she started acting like a psycho...she's already text messaged me eight times this morning...
Guy 2: Awesome, you going to see her again this weekend?
Guy 1: Oh, hell no...as soon as we finished she started acting like a psycho...she's already text messaged me eight times this morning...
by Will chase August 29, 2014
Get the Vanessamug. Jonathan
"Vanessa, where art thou?"
Cook
"Who do you beckon sire? No one goes by that name?"
Jonathan
"Hush slave, I fashioned that name for my dear Esther"
Cook
"Ahhh..."
"Vanessa, where art thou?"
Cook
"Who do you beckon sire? No one goes by that name?"
Jonathan
"Hush slave, I fashioned that name for my dear Esther"
Cook
"Ahhh..."
by Jujuman May 5, 2009
Get the Vanessamug. Vanessa is a very sweet woman, that can melt your heart with her gaze, or her voice, or her soft scent, and her sweet personality.
She is a person who love to write a post it note when she give someone a present. It's because she love to look at the people reaction when they read it.
She love to talk. She would tell you a story of literally anything. And believe me, everything she tell you would be an amazing story that you ever heard.
And she also love to ask. She would ask anything, coz she want to know everything about you. She is the most caring person you ever meet.
She is also a type of person who wouldn't mind showing a lot of love to show her care by cooking, or act of service once she feel close to you.
Once u know her, u wouldn't want to miss every single day without her. She is so special, and u wouldn't find anyone like her.
She is a person who love to write a post it note when she give someone a present. It's because she love to look at the people reaction when they read it.
She love to talk. She would tell you a story of literally anything. And believe me, everything she tell you would be an amazing story that you ever heard.
And she also love to ask. She would ask anything, coz she want to know everything about you. She is the most caring person you ever meet.
She is also a type of person who wouldn't mind showing a lot of love to show her care by cooking, or act of service once she feel close to you.
Once u know her, u wouldn't want to miss every single day without her. She is so special, and u wouldn't find anyone like her.
When you are away from Vanessa, everything would remind you of her.
Because that's how lovely and sweet she is.
Because that's how lovely and sweet she is.
by A Lot Of Love November 24, 2021
Get the Vanessamug. Vanessa can be a dude's name as well, but in this case she's a girl. Vanessa is sweet an caring, but she will kill you. She will fucking murder you for her own pleasure. Vanessa is coolio ya know. Chilllllllllll. Vanessa has trust issues and depression. None the less, Vanessa is a great friend.
Vanessa- Are you okay?
Alex- No.
Vanessa- Neither am I, wanna get high?
Alex- That was my line.
Vanessa- oops.
Alex- No.
Vanessa- Neither am I, wanna get high?
Alex- That was my line.
Vanessa- oops.
by iaddictedtoharoin November 24, 2019
Get the Vanessamug. by Quevale March 15, 2019
Get the Vanessamug. she’s popular and irresistible; usually will be the Gretchen to your typical Regina but she’s still cool
“I mean, she kinda seems like a Vanessa, don’t you think?”
“And who said being a Vanessa was a bad thing?”
“And who said being a Vanessa was a bad thing?”
by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018
Get the Vanessamug.