UPS

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

by George Hoefer March 9, 2005

UPS

Up the
Poop
Shute

Dude 1: "I went UPS last night. She said, 'What can brown do for you?' We both laughed."

Dude 2: "Talk about a special delivery!"

by Jack Handiest March 13, 2011

The Ups

The condition of someone looking like they are mentally retarded but being a fully functional without any serious mental deficiencies.

Can also be known as "Ups Syndrome."

Damn that short dude from American Pickers looks like he has The Ups.

I thought that Jimmy Clausen had down syndrome, but it turns out he just has The Ups

by Number Jonny 5 September 25, 2010

ups

Universal Penis Suckers

Im gonna call up some UPS tonite for some fun!!

by artre July 10, 2006

up

the thing that Rick Astley is never gonna give you

Rick Astley:Never gonna give you up

by XxL1l_P1togyr0xX November 14, 2020

up

Up is a term derived from the word "shut up" it is used when someone is just talking that bullshit or says something completely and utterly unfunny or says sum shit that makes no sense at all. The p's in up can be multiplied depending on the severity of the situation.

Guy 1: "you know I can bench 345 even though I never worked out once in my entire life?"
Guy 2: "up nigga."

Guy 1: "bro i fucked 13 bitches this spring break and got wasted even tho I get 0 bitches in school"
Guy 2: "would you please up?"

by freshmanslayer April 24, 2022

Up

Person who needs to be quiet. Or stop talking and leave you alone.

Dude you need to up right now

by Dooberdoo September 8, 2019