Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.

"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."

by skevwo February 26, 2021

Twix Twink

A Twix Twink is a Twink specifically for someone who likes Twix Candy.

Person 1: Oh, they like eating Twix.
Person 2: Really? What a Twix Twink.

by alastairplays March 1, 2021

Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022

Three Twixes

When three men have sexual intercourse and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Aye, we looked like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022

twix

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

by KAY!&@( November 3, 2021

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022