Twitter

A cesspool where people with ego problems, fake experts, and quite literal followers who clearly had no parental influence in their life pointlessly argue over nothing all day every day.

Typical Twitter Conversation:
Follower: LeBron is winning a ring this year!! He's my purpose in life and I love him!!
Egotist: I'm more relevant and have more followers than you so your point is incorrect.

by TwitterIsTerrible August 13, 2021

Twitter

The website with an astoundingly good ability to argue and get offended over literally nothing.

Ugh, those bastards on twitter just started doxxing people for thinking water is wet again.

by toxfail March 17, 2022

twitterize

The term refers to the need to condense writing down to a precise point that uses as few characters as possible.

That presentation is to long, it needs to be twitterized.

by HurricaneTammy August 27, 2017

Twitter

...don’t.

Twitter, You don’t need it to be happy. Trust me.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Twitter

twitter is another word used for hell.

Person1: Hey person2 is it really true that bad people go to twitter?
Person2: I Go to church a lot so I guess yes.

by Dump2099 December 27, 2021

twitter

A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it

twitter is used by the prez

by Broben5 January 1, 2018

twitter

the place where fandoms congregate and rule; the place to easily stalk.

Twitter is so much better than Facebook wow

by kylieoops July 26, 2013