American Tuxedo

Much like the Canadian Tuxedo, the American Tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. Recommended accessory: flag pin.

Billybob: That a mighty fine American Tuxedo Bubba.

Bubba: Why thank you BB you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.

by lovefro November 22, 2013

Tuxedo Masked

Whenever a main character in a TV series or movie, is about to die in a very dramatic way and is saved at the last possible second by an unsuspected hero.

Enemy: you're going to die Sailor Moon with a claw to the face! (Attacks)
Sailormoon: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
(Rose interrupts)

Enemy: WTF
Tuxedo mask: Not today evil doer! You just got Tuxedo Masked!

by Dstar01 August 8, 2017

Tuxedo dick

When your husband only gives you gentleman dick but you really long for porn star dick.

Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.

by Chi-raq August 30, 2017

the cats tuxedo

a type of clothing that attracts a lot of "pussy".

"can you get the cats tuxedo for me, please?

by BraderUnisel April 19, 2016

Texas Tuxedo

An extraordinary amount of denim worn by someone who actually feels comfortable doing it. The shoulder to ankle attire of denim is usually accompanied by hiking boots or sales rack Nikes from JCPenney's.

Dave: No one told me it was okay to wear that much denim in one day.
Me: Aww man did Tila wear her Texas Tuxedo for dressdown day again?
Dave: I guess it's just a jean jeans kind of day.

by White C April 28, 2013

texas tuxedo

Denim jacket, denim jeans, often accompanied by a bolo tie and denim shirt. May include cowboy boots and/or cowboy hat.
see also: canadian tuxedo

Slim is dressed up for his birthday. Check out his Texas Tuxedo.

by pommedeterre November 3, 2005

Montreal Tuxedo

A Montreal Canadiens jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Only recognized in Montreal, sadly... stupid rest of Canada.

Nice to see you dressed in your Montreal Tuxedo for my sister's wedding!

by growlerMonkey January 24, 2011