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TrumPenceageddon 

The combined efforts of two amazingly incompetent buffoons in the context of COVID-19 mismanagement compared to alternative global efforts; unbelievably poor decision making capacity which will cost many lives, billions of dollars and an undetermined time for economic recovery.
Hey, the world MUST be close to ending...TrumPenceageddon shows up on the news with a 'special report...it's ALL GOOD' Make sure your ass is OPEN WIDE to accept a fer-REAL load of untruth...
TrumPenceageddon by YAWA March 15, 2020
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Trumpeached 

Fired from your job for being grossly incompetent and dishonest. Like Donny gold toilet.
Kenny got Trumpeached from Burger King last week. They caught him with a trunk full of fries (who does that?) and that was after he fucked up huge on his last three shifts. So the manager marked him up. Bye Felicia!
Trumpeached by The Hook 14 December 12, 2019

trumpandemic 

The Covid-19 pandemic impact in the United States due to the utter denial and failure to take timely and appropriate action by the person charged with leadership of the United State, Donald trump. The trumpandemic resulted in tens of thousands of lives needlessly lost or forever impacted with medical conditions resulting from Covid-19, along with significant impact on the economy, and small businesses. In addition, Mr. trump's cronies were given useless bailouts wasting billions in tax dollars that should have gone to the general public.

A general screw-up that will impact America for decades to come, with an accurate name to depict the cause. This could have been prevented, in which case we would merely call it a Covid-19 pandemic.
Most countries in the world are seeing minimized economic impact from the Covid-19 pandemic and are back to cautious reopening. The United states is still battling to get it under control 2 months after they should have been able to due to the trumpandemic.
trumpandemic by CLS 8888 July 24, 2020

Trumpeached 

Trump gets impeached. Pence becomes President. Pence pardons Trump. Pence appoints Trump Vice President. Pence resigns and Trump becomes President. Trump appoints Pence Vice President. Liberals heads explode.
Pelosi thought Trump was gone but the hags head blew when she found out Pence Trumpeached the impeachment
Trumpeached by Fugg Libs October 30, 2019

Trumppence

noun - trump·pence \(ˌ)t-rhum-ˈpən(t)s\

1. the joining of 2 large, mid-life white males, with a tendency to foment hatred, and alienate those who are not like them

2. a slang term for Smegma, that originates from men of privilege

3. the punishment that a country deserves to receive, if they throw away their vote & allow 2 gas bags to wreak havoc upon the world
1. "This country is headed for a Trumppence of biblical proportions."

Mayor: What do you mean, "Trumppence"?

"What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. "
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2. "Gross! You got your Trumppence all over me!!"
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3. "We brought this upon ourselves for not voting. This is our Trumppence..."
Trumppence by HMSCaptainBlood July 14, 2016

Trudence 

Jocelyn's best friend
hey look it's Trudence!
Trudence: a fun girl that never lets drama get in her way.
Trudence by unicornlover164 March 29, 2017

TrumPette 

American(s) who solely rely on their master. They have a brain, but choose not to use it. They believe, and will do, anything their master says. They will follow their master, even if the master leads them to their own death.
"Hurry, turn on FOX News, our master has some more advice about how to get rid of the fake virus." quipped the TrumPette.
TrumPette by GBSSSY May 9, 2020