trouser cat

Female genitalia

I would really like to see her trouser cat.

trouser cat by Swollencorn June 9, 2016

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

milking the trouser snake by keifermail July 12, 2009

trouser-rouser 

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

trouser-rouser by woodpile January 20, 2010

Trouser meat 

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

Trouser meat by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

trouser oysters 

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

trouser oysters by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

trouser bowser

When you shit yourself with such force it goes through your underwear. The term is from when Bowser ass stomps like in Mario 3 when you defeat him by making him ass stomp through the blocks.

I sneezed so hard I let loose a trouser bowser. I tried to to lift way too much and a trouser bowser was released.

trouser bowser by Bokro June 18, 2014

trouser beard 

mass pubic hair round the cock,taking on the apperence of a unkempt beard

must get my trouser beard trimmed

trouser beard by martin70 March 18, 2009