An organic alcoholic tincture brewed in the foreskin of a large hairy troglodyte. Found served in underground bars and served by shirtless TROGS with hairy backs often holding clubs. Trog shots are taken by standing underneath the trog as he pinches his or her foreskin shut before they release it, empowering you with it's goodness. Although the flavour changes from region to region like fine wines, tropical trog shots are considered a delicacy in many regions.
Hey dad don't be a pussy, let's get trog shots for our birthday!
Dude did you just get a trog shot too? Mines sour AF !
Dude did you just get a trog shot too? Mines sour AF !
by Professor Ecks March 8, 2023
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An old wiseman from a small town in Nevada. He is rarely seen by anyone but you can find his name under railroad bridges from time to time.
Bondo: Hey Son check this out Grog The Trog has been here. He carved his name under this bridge.
Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.
Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.
by Spoonyt69 March 4, 2022
Get the Grog The Trog mug.A pretty much English insult, derived from the popular TV show, "Absolutely Fabulous" screamed by Patsy to Saffy. Derogative use only.
by 007Lala October 20, 2006
Get the bitch-trog mug.Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
by 1lastthingandPrimo August 6, 2011
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by Ragnar Loddbrok October 22, 2016
Get the Wok eyed trog mug.Short for: plebian troglodyte, refers to the dumbass in your group of friends. His/her personality is something to admire, but the dumb shit that comes out of their mouth never fails to amaze the rest of the group. This person is most likely to end as a cuckold as well.
Dan: "last night I got so drunk, blacked out and pissed the bed....but I think i got laid too, so basically I'm the man"
Drew: "TF is wrong with you, ya Pleb Trog? You think you got laid, but most likely just got drunk and ended up being cucked by that nasty trash bag you took home from the bar and her fat husband, Gregg."
Drew: "TF is wrong with you, ya Pleb Trog? You think you got laid, but most likely just got drunk and ended up being cucked by that nasty trash bag you took home from the bar and her fat husband, Gregg."
by W3rddd December 23, 2021
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