tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

Trading Sausages

v. The act of two people simultaneously pulling eachother's wieners at full force for sexual pleasure.

J: What are Alex and Ross doing in the corner? D: I'm not sure. It looks like they're trading sausages.

by Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer!! September 10, 2010

Trading Beaver Skins

An 18th Century version of wife swapping.

Mostly used between American frontiersmen, and in some cases, englishmen with ties to American trading.

Chap 1: I say, Rufus, how would you feel about heading to the cabin and trading beaver skins this night?

Chap 2: Ahhh, splendid idea, Worthington!

by JesseLikesFood November 17, 2011

trending down

Where the subject referred to is becoming less popular and/or incurring less activity on the internet.

Futurama is trending down courtesy of it's cancellation.

by quesondriac February 2, 2014

tweakling

1) noun: a combination of a weakling and a tweak; someone who can’t hang and tweaks hard.

“Bro, I’m a tweakling.” “No you’re not. Don’t worry about it.”

by naughty scotty November 19, 2018

trading guru

A specious trading expert.

Someone who presents themselves as a trustworthy authority on some market but is not a professional, not practicing what they say, deceives those who trust them into purchasing products or services, and will psychologically manipulate the same people to maintain or spread their deceptions.

Trading gurus can be characterized typically by their under education, self-help approach to psychology, spurious or complete lack of any market research, no proof of trading history, lack of success with their methods, pop-financial content, and promoting affiliates with no due diligence.

I just bought my trading guru's course for several hundred dollars a month, and I feel like I'm not getting any better at trading my own money. In fact I'm currently losing money, and now I'm feeling pressured to trade more because my trading guru says I'm not trading their methods correctly. When I listen to my trading guru and the more I trade exactly as they teach, I am losing even more money. I think I got scammed by this trading guru.

by speciousrisks August 20, 2023

outsider trading

Buying, selling, and trading in the stock market without knowing what the fuck you are doing AT ALL.

I got involved in some outsider trading and lost 40 million dollars in one day.

by Hillrapist.com March 27, 2016