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Spanish Trampoline

Spanish trampoline is a Marijuana that gives you such a massive high that you become sexually arroused and want to whack off on eretang. it was first discovered in spain when a young scientist from Germany named Longrod Van Hugendong grew pinapple express in cow shit and then watered it with green apple splaters from the local missionary
yo man give me some of dat Spanish Trampoline shit!!!! mothafucka!!!
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Little Man on the Trampoline

The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"

Cuban Trampoline

A Cuban trampoline is a very specific type of individual (usually extremely awesome and attractive) who can only be spotted by old, drunk, Irish men. Once visible, the Irish men are so taken back by the mere presence of the person that they can only be described as a Cuban trampoline. (Note: On June 25th, 2008 there was the first and only sighting of a Cuban trampoline in a bar in New York City)
"Ya look like a Cuban trampoline there boy! Haa Haa Haa"

phantom trampoline

the feeling you get of being on a trampoline despite no longer being on a trampoline, after recent bouncing activity.
dude my legs feel all bouncy, I think I've got phantom trampoline

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum
That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.
Turtle on a Trampoline by Skott September 21, 2004

rat trampoline 

The action of taking the skin of your ballsack and bouncing your dick on it.
YO! Mai got to witness Logan's wicked Rat Trampoline at the party last night!
rat trampoline by TheFatDragon August 17, 2016

Dildo Trampoline 

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.
I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.