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The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.
A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit
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Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.
Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.
Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee
Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.
Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.
Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee
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