An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
by nolawalking February 25, 2009
by Bonkers boy February 22, 2020
When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.
"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."
"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."
"Yup, yup. Total buster."
"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."
"Yup, yup. Total buster."
by pH Balance January 31, 2008
This person is definitely a Dream Stan or self proclaimed Dreamsexual or DreamGender, obviously this persons parents stopped trying to take care of this toddler hopefully they realize how much they are mocking the LGBTQ+
by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022
"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016
When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.
Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.
by Shingouki March 23, 2024
When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
by Toddler knocker 69 July 14, 2018