by r.smith0212 January 17, 2012
by ilovenotplayingskyrim December 31, 2011
Guy 1: Dude, the stewardess just gave me a rimjob in the bathroom!
Guy 2: I can't believe she skyrimmed you! Thats freakin awesome!
Guy 1: It was better than awesome...it was legendary!
Guy 2: I can't believe she skyrimmed you! Thats freakin awesome!
Guy 1: It was better than awesome...it was legendary!
by Morgore December 01, 2011
The flight to Malaysia was going to be a long one, and I was really horny when I looked at my boyfriend in those leather pants. I grabbed his leg, he looked at me. I looked at him and gestured to the bathroom. We maneuvered our way around the flight attendants and food trolley. In the bathroom, I turned him towards the sink, pulled down his pants and went to town.
At 30,000 feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
At 30,000 feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
by bettyspaghetti December 05, 2011
Jim: dude my dad died Jarb: How? Jim: this terrible joke crime against humanity he was excited about made him kill himself because the game was such a let down that every Elder Scroll Fan that likes Skyrim fingers their butthole no exceptions.
by The Champion of Cyrodiil April 29, 2012
Jim: "Jeez, I can't go out tonight. I've got a really bad Skyrim hangover."
Lucy: "I can't believe you were playing Skyrim! You told me you were going out with your mom!"
Jim: "Damn."
Lucy: "I can't believe you were playing Skyrim! You told me you were going out with your mom!"
Jim: "Damn."
by scr228 November 13, 2011
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